Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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