shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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