Nicole vs. Life
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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