1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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