Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
soo... how was my night?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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