What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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