Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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