# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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