Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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