So drunk, too bad you don't want this
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
MIDGETS
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
