Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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