It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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