I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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