the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
