Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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