official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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