Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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