Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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