worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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