Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He passed out mid-signature
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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