Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
