uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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