I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
40s are totally the cure
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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