things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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