O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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