look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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