I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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