i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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