that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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