We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
