Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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