HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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