do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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