dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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