Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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