this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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