Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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