i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's the barista slut.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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