Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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