I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
pray to the hookup gods
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
