my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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