everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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