Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Randomize