We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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