Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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