Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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