At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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