Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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