I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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