why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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