He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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