You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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