I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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