i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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