just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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