Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
